What’s cheesier in this photo? Lesley from Brighton’s winning smile or the actual cheese she has in front of her? Probably her grin but we get why she’s happy – she’s wearing a sexy open top knit that makes you want to nibble on her shoulder like it’s a wedge of nutty Jarlsberg. If you’d like to copy Lovely Lesley’s look, go to ASDA in 2006. That’s where she got it. If that’s not possible for you, take a pair of scissors to your favourite knit and don’t look back.
This is Barbi. She looks terrified. She’s also a children’s book designer, has a rabbit called Dot, likes pigeons (?) and something called “Slash” (???). Oh, she also wears amazing Christmas jumpers around the office to the envy of all her children’s book designing colleagues. They’re so envious, in fact, that they’re writing a book called Finding Knit. In it, Lil’ Tommy Knit loses Papa Knit in a biiiig department store. He then has to go on an adventure to find him with the help of his new friends, Bo Tai, Joe K’Strap and Meg Ligee. Jeez, maybe we should do children’s books!?