Swanning in front of the camera like he’s on his way to the chips ‘n’ dips bowl at a Christmas cocktail party, Nick is showing off a jazzy 80s jumper against a perfect egg white wall. Fancy taking a closer look at the knit? Let’s zoom in.
Our close-up analysis reveals a tight and thorough knit complete with squiggles, lines, arrows, crosses, colours, pinks, purples and even more squiggles. This is catalogue quality stuff that was probably wrestled off an older relative. We’re glad you won Nick, now go and enjoy those Doritos babe.